Prisoner, return to your cell now.
You telling me what to do?
-(GUNS POWERING UP) -Take her down.
(GUARD GROANS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Rose Wilson, aka Ravager.
I'm sorry to inform you, but your parole has been denied.
Titans, go!
(SCOFFS) More like Titans, go... Away.
Hey, that's not nice.
She used Robin's catch phrase against him!
Robin, am I to go or to go away?
Her wordplay has turned the tables on us!
Titans, go... Away! (LAUGHS) So good!
Oh yeah? You, Rose Wilson,
are the one who should go away.
Sure. That was the plan, genius.
Hey, hey, hey, wait!
We have to take you down first!
Fine, but I'm warning you. This is gonna hurt.
Let's do it.
Titans, go! (SPEAKING)
(YELLING)
So? You're short.
(GROANS)
She got me in a very vulnerable area.
(YELLING)
Thigh-high boots and a midriff.
Are you a superhero or a cheerleader?
(GROANS)
Yes. My costume could use the updating.
-(YELLING) -(SCREECHING)
Guys, quick! Count to 10 without using your fingers.
(GROANING)
-Ah! She knows we're dumb! -My feelings!
(ALL GROANING)
STARFIRE: We have no defense against her emotional stings.
(ALL GROANING)
(LAUGHING)
Nice robe, Gandalf.
Arr. I like your eye patch, matey.
So do you have a face or just eyes and a mouth?
Your grandma wants her hair color back.
You...
You're pretty cool. I like this whole thing you got going on.
Thanks. I actually think your eye patch and hair are cool, too.
(SCOFFS) Yeah, they are.
(GROANING) Why aren't you taking her down, mama?
I don't know. She seems cool.
-We're cool. -Hmm, no. You're not.
I knew it.
(ALL WHINING)
(ALL SOBBING)
So, uh, what are you doing right now?
Nothing. Just fighting you.
Wanna do... I don't know... Whatever?
I don't know. Whatever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where are you going with her, Raven?
Her jail cell is that way!
Uh, we're going the long way.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
I like your room. It's dark.
I like your swords. Sharp.
Yeah. My lame dad got them for me.
Ugh. Dads are the worst.
You hate a lot of things, don't you?
I like to hate things.
-I like that you hate things. -(KNOCKING)
Raven, have you seen my... Oh, hey Rose.
Rose? You're supposed to be in jail!
Yeah, I'm in jail. You don't need to rub it in.
You are clearly not in jail.
This is Raven's bedroom!
No. This is jail.
I know for a fact this is not jail!
Raven? Tell her!
Tell her what? She's in jail.
Can I just serve out my sentence in peace?
Saying you're in jail does not prove you're in jail!
And saying I'm not in jail doesn't prove I'm not in jail!
She's got a point.
Uh, but it's not... Bars, no jail... (STAMMERING)
I'm sorry but visiting hours are over. The guards are strict.
-But... -Rules are rules. You need to leave.
Argh!
Was Raven correct?
Are we not the cool?
Who cares what Raven says, Star.
I care, bro!
(TEARFULLY) I care a lot!
-(SOBBING) -Me, too!
-I can't... -We are the lame!
(SOBBING)
Well, there's only one place to go
when you're not cool.
ALL: Cool School!
(RINGING)
Welcome to Cool School, students!
I'm your professor.
♪ It's time to get
♪ Cool, like right, right now
♪ Y'all Titans really wanna know how?
♪ Well, it takes attitude and confidence
♪ Mix 'em up together like pow!
♪ Hey, Titans! ♪ What?
♪ Titans! ♪ What?
♪ How do y'all like my butt? ♪ Say what?
♪It's C to the double-O L (FARTS)
♪ Oh, whoops, what's that you smell?
♪ Cool, cool, cool Super cool ♪
Hey, wanna jam?
Looks like the store is closed.
Oh, look, it just opened.
Whoa!
(PLAYING ROCK AND ROLL)
(LAUGHING)
That was fun!
-(SIGHS) -Ah-ha!
I figured out how to prove you're not in jail.
Oh, yeah?
That's right! How can you be in jail
if you're out in the open?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Uh, this is the prison yard!
Then where are the walls?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Well, you just can't see them
because it's a really big prison.
Yeah. You've never seen a big prison before?
Of course I have! But this is not a prison!
This is a city, and I am going to prove it!
Shh! Keep it down!
You're gonna get me into trouble with the guards.
(SCREAMING)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Aw, man, you look cool!
Look upon the ironic mustache
made of the facial hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what!
Mmm. Look at me lean.
I don't have a care in the world!
Can't hear you lean, brah.
I'm listening to some cool underground music.
Not like that terrible popular music
that all those lame-o's likes.
Yos, yos, the dude.
When you have concluded listening to the cool music,
you can take a cool ride on my cool cycle motor.
Vroom-vroom!
I am bad to the skeleton parts!
Check me out! Sunglasses inside! At night!
I'm so cool, I can't see nothing!
(LAUGHS)
Cool!
(LAUGHING)
Wanna see something cool?
-Always. -Check this out.
Howdy!
Whoa! You almost hit Sticky Joe!
Okay. I'll do this one with my eyes closed.
Wait. What if you hit him?
-Who cares? -I do.
Oh, okay, I'm doing it anyway.
Howdy!
I am not gonna let you throw knives at Sticky Joe.
You telling me what to do?
Someone has to.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
Oof!
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
That's too bad.
I was hoping we could be friends.
But you know... Whatever.
Rose Wilson!
You're either going back to jail
or if this is jail, you're staying here.
What's with the clothes?
Can't you tell? We went to Cool School.
Cool School is not cool.
But don't worry, you'll be dead soon
and dead people are cool!
(YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
Any uncool last words?
Raven?
We may not be the cool,
but we are the true friends.
And that is more important.
(GRUNTS) That is so corny.
That's it!
Rose is so cool
her only weakness is earnest emotions!
We can take her down with feelings!
Titans, share!
(TEARFULLY) I should say this more often.
You've always been like a sister to me!
(GRUNTS)
Ugh, you're making a scene.
Oh, come on, guys, this is embarrassing!
No. No, mama,
let us finish, please.
We thinks you're the bees knees!
(GRUNTS) Your lack of irony is making me sick.
Raven, all we're trying to say is...
We love you.
I love you guys, too. Group hug.
ROSE: You're a real disappointment, Raven.
Well, guess I'm not cool.
Rose Wilson is finally back in jail.
Actually, you're in jail.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
That's, uh, not gonna work this time, Rose.
Really? Because to me it looks like
you're behind bars.
Yeah, well, yes, technically,
from your angle it would appear that way.
Mmm. That's something someone in jail would say.
Argh! Raven, tell her! Tell her!
Yeah. She's in jail.